[PkGenerations] Massacred!

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So the first London Chainstore Massacre is now complete... and what a day it was. 

A true test of one's all-round physical capabilities, the Massacre put its brave participants through 8 hours of gruelling challenges today, both indoors and out, centred at the already-legendary London Chainstore Parkour Gym. And one things for sure, when you find your wrists zip-tied with a pillowcase over your head and your hustled into the back of a van and driven off to an unknown challenge in the middle of the day, you know it's going to be a different type of event...

Everyone who took part did a fantastic job and showed true grit and real spirit, as well as some fantastic displays of endurance, strength, speed and functional fitness. And to the 3 who survived, we tip our caps: amazing effort.  

We'd like to thank everyone who made the event possible, and especially all those brave enough to take a step into the unknown and face the first Massacre event, and we look forward to seeing everyone next Halloween for an entirely new set of challenges and tasks. 

Strength and honour!

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